Aquarius

"All this time the Guard was looking at her,
first through a telescope,
then through a microscope,
and then through an opera-glass.
At last he said, 'You're travelling the wrong way',
and shut up the window..."
--Lewis Carrol, Alice In wonderland

Attributed to the sign of Aquarius.

"Jingle bells on the seashore,
birthdays at dawn,
Valentine's Day on Halloween,
rainbows at midnight.
Pin a red heart on an orange pumpkin,
roll Easter eggs in the snow,
light candles on the cake on top of a ferris wheel,
you're in love with an Aquarian, didn't you know?"

---For the Aquarius man.
He will forever be loved.
Linda Goodman's Sun Signs.